Maybe I do suck at poker, but C'MON

Here's the last half hour or so - maybe I should just quit...

Full Tilt Poker Game #2101614378: $3 + $0.30 Tournament (15722892), Table 6 - 200/400 - Limit Hold'em - 12:51:22 ET - 2007/03/30
Seat 1: Kostick (1,846)
Seat 2: regulation (7,194)
Seat 3: flipp007 (4,842)
Seat 4: Devilhand (3,343)
Seat 6: campfooey (1,833)
Seat 7: Saab 9-5 (2,393)
Seat 8: chasbird555 (5,890)
campfooey posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Saab 9-5 [8s 8h]
Saab 9-5 raises to 400
chasbird555 folds
Kostick raises to 600
regulation folds
flipp007 folds
Devilhand folds
campfooey folds
Saab 9-5 calls 200
*** FLOP *** [3c 8d Jc]
Saab 9-5 checks
Kostick checks
*** TURN *** [3c 8d Jc] [Ks]
Saab 9-5 bets 400
Kostick raises to 800
Saab 9-5 raises to 1,200
Kostick raises to 1,246, and is all in
Saab 9-5 calls 46
Kostick shows [Js Jd]
Saab 9-5 shows [8s 8h]
*** RIVER *** [3c 8d Jc Ks] [7d]
Kostick shows three of a kind, Jacks
Saab 9-5 shows three of a kind, Eights
Kostick wins the pot (3,892) with three of a kind, Jacks
Saab 9-5: nh
Saab 9-5: geez
The game is now 250/500 Limit Omaha Hi/Lo
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,892 | Rake 0
Board: [3c 8d Jc Ks 7d]
Seat 1: Kostick showed [Js Jd] and won (3,892) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 2: regulation didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: flipp007 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Devilhand (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: campfooey (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Saab 9-5 showed [8s 8h] and lost with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 8: chasbird555 didn't bet (folded)



Full Tilt Poker Game #2101618203: $3 + $0.30 Tournament (15722892), Table 6 - 250/500 - Limit Omaha Hi/Lo - 12:52:19 ET - 2007/03/30
Seat 1: Kostick (3,892)
Seat 2: regulation (7,194)
Seat 3: flipp007 (4,842)
Seat 4: Devilhand (3,343)
Seat 6: campfooey (1,633)
Seat 7: Saab 9-5 (547)
Seat 8: chasbird555 (5,890)
campfooey posts the small blind of 125
Saab 9-5 posts the big blind of 250
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Saab 9-5 [Ad 4d 8d Ah]
chasbird555 calls 250
Kostick folds
regulation folds
flipp007 folds
Devilhand folds
campfooey has 15 seconds left to act
campfooey calls 125
Saab 9-5 raises to 500
chasbird555 calls 250
campfooey calls 250
*** FLOP *** [8s 9d 7s]
campfooey bets 250
Saab 9-5 calls 47, and is all in
chasbird555 calls 250
*** TURN *** [8s 9d 7s] [5c]
campfooey checks
chasbird555 checks
*** RIVER *** [8s 9d 7s 5c] [Qh]
campfooey bets 500
chasbird555 calls 500
*** SHOW DOWN ***
campfooey shows [2h 7h 9h 4s] (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
*** SHOW DOWN ***
(8,7,5,4,2)
chasbird555 shows [3h 6s 6h 2s] (a pair of Sixes)
(8,7,5,3,2)
campfooey wins the high side pot (703) with two pair, Nines and Sevens
chasbird555 wins the low side pot (703) with 8,7,5,3,2
Saab 9-5 shows [Ad 4d 8d Ah] (a pair of Aces)
(8,7,5,4,A)
campfooey wins the high main pot (821) with two pair, Nines and Sevens
chasbird555 wins the low main pot (820) with 8,7,5,3,2
Saab 9-5 stands up


Full Tilt Poker Game #2101305026: $2 + $0.25 Tournament (15722515), Table 15 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:29:12 ET - 2007/03/30
Seat 1: stevesmum (2,160)
Seat 2: skadude21 (2,495)
Seat 3: skeeter45_2 (2,850)
Seat 5: zzed_yar (575)
Seat 6: oshmalls (325)
Seat 7: viZar81 (1,945)
Seat 8: luckyleo86 (1,530)
Seat 9: Saab 9-5 (2,400)
zzed_yar posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #3
oshmalls: sick
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Saab 9-5 [Qc 9d]
oshmalls folds
sniffmefingas (Observer): very sick
viZar81 folds
luckyleo86 raises to 150
Saab 9-5 calls 150
stevesmum folds
skadude21 folds
skeeter45_2 folds
zzed_yar folds
*** FLOP *** [Ts Qd 8s]
luckyleo86 bets 350
Saab 9-5 raises to 700
luckyleo86 raises to 1,380, and is all in
Saab 9-5 calls 680
luckyleo86 shows [Kd Kh]
Saab 9-5 shows [Qc 9d]
*** TURN *** [Ts Qd 8s] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [Ts Qd 8s 5s] [7h]
luckyleo86 shows a pair of Kings
Saab 9-5 shows a pair of Queens
luckyleo86 wins the pot (3,110) with a pair of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,110 | Rake 0
Board: [Ts Qd 8s 5s 7h]
Seat 1: stevesmum didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: skadude21 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: skeeter45_2 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: zzed_yar (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: oshmalls didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: viZar81 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: luckyleo86 showed [Kd Kh] and won (3,110) with a pair of Kings
Seat 9: Saab 9-5 showed [Qc 9d] and lost with a pair of Queens

Full Tilt Poker Game #2101368007: $2 + $0.25 Tournament (15722515), Table 15 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:47:25 ET - 2007/03/30
Seat 1: stevesmum (1,275)
Seat 2: skadude21 (1,745)
Seat 3: skeeter45_2 (5,195)
Seat 4: flipme8 (1,775)
Seat 5: Bobs Bet56 (4,335)
Seat 6: oshmalls (1,245)
Seat 7: viZar81 (1,090)
Seat 8: luckyleo86 (1,280)
Seat 9: Saab 9-5 (870)
skadude21 posts the small blind of 40
skeeter45_2 posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Saab 9-5 [Ad Qh]
flipme8 calls 80
Bobs Bet56 calls 80
oshmalls folds
viZar81 calls 80
luckyleo86 folds
Saab 9-5 raises to 520
stevesmum folds
skadude21 folds
skeeter45_2 raises to 960
flipme8 calls 880
Bobs Bet56 has 15 seconds left to act
Bobs Bet56 folds
viZar81 folds
Saab 9-5 calls 350, and is all in
*** FLOP *** [3h Ks Kd]
skeeter45_2 bets 400
flipme8 raises to 800
skeeter45_2 raises to 1,200
flipme8 calls 15, and is all in
skeeter45_2 shows [Kh Kc]
flipme8 shows [Js Qc]
Saab 9-5 shows [Ad Qh]
Uncalled bet of 385 returned to skeeter45_2
Saab 9-5: omg
*** TURN *** [3h Ks Kd] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [3h Ks Kd 6c] [7d]
skeeter45_2 shows four of a kind, Kings
flipme8 shows a pair of Kings
skeeter45_2 wins the side pot (1,810) with four of a kind, Kings
Saab 9-5 shows a pair of Kings
skeeter45_2 wins the main pot (2,810) with four of a kind, Kings
stevesmum: vn
Saab 9-5: nh
Saab 9-5 stands up



PokerStars Game #9164320844: Tournament #45992194, $2.00+$0.20 Omaha
Hi/Lo Pot Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/03/30 - 13:13:12 (ET)
Table '45992194 16' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: pokerfortwo (5173 in chips)
Seat 2: o-hole-ne (3600 in chips)
Seat 3: Kubista (7597 in chips)
Seat 4: twbates (10461 in chips)
Seat 5: axman101 (1882 in chips)
Seat 6: gebllb (1065 in chips)
Seat 7: orzi (1420 in chips)
Seat 8: Bjorni112 (4393 in chips)
Seat 9: katerbart (782 in chips)
Kubista: posts small blind 25
twbates: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to o-hole-ne [Th Kh 6s Tc]
axman101: calls 50
gebllb: folds
orzi: folds
Bjorni112: folds
katerbart: folds
pokerfortwo: calls 50
o-hole-ne: calls 50
Kubista: calls 25
twbates: checks
*** FLOP *** [Qs Jh 7d]
Kubista: checks
twbates: bets 100
axman101: calls 100
pokerfortwo: calls 100
o-hole-ne: calls 100
Kubista: folds
*** TURN *** [Qs Jh 7d] [As]
twbates: bets 350
axman101: folds
pokerfortwo: calls 350
o-hole-ne: raises 1700 to 2050
twbates: raises 5100 to 7150
pokerfortwo: calls 4673 and is all-in
o-hole-ne: calls 1400 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Qs Jh 7d As] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
twbates: shows [6d Qd Qh Ac] (HI: four of a kind, Queens)
pokerfortwo: shows [Ad Jc 4c Jd] (HI: a full house, Jacks full of
Queens)
twbates collected 3146 from side pot
o-hole-ne: shows [Th Kh 6s Tc] (HI: a straight, Ten to Ace)
twbates collected 11000 from main pot
No low hand qualified
o-hole-ne [observer] said, "no ****kkkking way"



PokerStars Game #9163934608: Tournament #45992190, $3.00+$0.30 Hold'em
No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/03/30 - 12:39:52 (ET)
Table '45992190 112' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: DWP13 (3450 in chips)
Seat 2: ChipStackton (1280 in chips)
Seat 3: oller (1245 in chips)
Seat 4: ebner (1100 in chips)
Seat 5: Shteebie (2215 in chips)
Seat 6: o-hole-ne (3095 in chips)
Seat 7: seffe (3005 in chips)
Seat 8: MsLanie (1575 in chips)
Seat 9: Emmiee (2440 in chips)
Shteebie: posts small blind 25
o-hole-ne: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to o-hole-ne [Ac Qh]
seffe: folds
MsLanie: folds
Emmiee: folds
DWP13: calls 50
ChipStackton: folds
oller: folds
ebner: folds
Shteebie: calls 25
o-hole-ne: raises 250 to 300
DWP13: calls 250
Shteebie: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ad Qc 5h]
o-hole-ne: bets 300
DWP13: raises 900 to 1200
o-hole-ne: raises 900 to 2100
DWP13: raises 900 to 3000
o-hole-ne: calls 695 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Ad Qc 5h] [Kh]
o-hole-ne said, "nh"
*** RIVER *** [Ad Qc 5h Kh] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
o-hole-ne: shows [Ac Qh] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
DWP13: shows [Qs Qd] (three of a kind, Queens)
DWP13 collected 6240 from pot


Need some plaster for the hole in my wall and some ice for my hand.